Jordan Schlansky Lectures Conan About Coffee In Naples - CONAN on TBS

Published on Apr 14, 2018
Conan drinks too much coffee and Jordan makes his mustachioed soap opera debut in "Un posto al sole."
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  • No wonder foreigners think Americans are stupid

  • very possibly the most genuine and hilarious human being ever, love you Conan and thank you for being you

  • Conan and Jordan together is incredibly funny. This is better than The Idiot Abroad with Karl Pilkington.

  • "It's a dance between man and machine" oh god

  • lowkey giving me Logan Paul tiggers...why can't Americans just norm? why?

  • the lady behind them at 2:36

  • 0:09 With great poise, self-assurance and without missing a beat, Jordan says: "Good day, sir!" to the lady. :D

  • 2:27 that noise makes my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Who's the chick at 06:11? Asking for a friend..

  • Oh hello Ms.Sanchez! Ah I wish I would live in a country where Mexicans are immigrating :-/

  • He forgot whos show it was.

  • Me? Stuff my pant? Oooh lol😂😂😂😂

  • 1:09 - where Javier bardem goes on his holidays

  • This man has no shame ;)) lol

  • He can really really sing ... didn't know that about him.

  • More Sona, Less Jordan please.

  • I know how you say naples you dont say it like naples you say it like naples

  • i'm from naples you should've tryied the coffee on the corner actually it was better....

  • This honestly cured my depression.

  • He called the first woman "sir" lol

  • That’s why people think American tourists are annoying lol

  • The balcony scene reminded me of Opera Man (SNL - Adam Sandler)...most likely back when Conan was a writer on that show???

  • Actually, un cappuccino for one and due cappuccini for two. Sorry, bigger coffee snob right here lol.

  • It's funny because actually the italian non-young-trendy folks, the regular people, would feel much more at home and have a far greater time with Conan's character than with Jordan's.

  • So much cringe

  • Only Conan can pull off acts like these. Bravo

  • actually the guy is right, in Italy espresso means fast, (treno espresso= fast train ) and the espresso machine was created to make coffee quickly

  • These 2 cats are the next martin and Lewis,,,conan is off the hook hilarious

  • I just want to hang out with conan and laugh non stop

  • 5:45 love the Martin Scorsese name drop.

  • 6:05 who's that girl? she's so pretty

  • That fake is amazing..

  • Conan really needs these laughtracks.

  • 4:15 that guy was a French marshal between 1805-1815 and was king of Naples when it was a French puppet

  • I love to see how people from different nations react to Conan. I think Italians handled him quite well, I mean in most countries he would have been arrested for what he performed here.

  • Him being in the Soap Opera reminds me of when he was in The Office

  • All jokes aside the bird call dude was bars

  • Conan is a fool! But Jordan is a huge douche

  • Conan is so funny. Jordan so weird

  • You can tell that Jordan has such love for Conan and vice versa.

  • I really want to see Conan on cocaine.

  • Im gonna use “ ignorante” from now on

  • Jordan famous with that .5 sec shot

  • 6:21 damnnnnn

  • twenty years from now, Jordan Schlansky looks back at this moment with Conan in Italy @2:24 and reminisces, 'what all i had to put up with to earn money on the conan show .. geez !!'... while at the same time, standing right behind Jordan, Conan reminiscing , ' did i actually pay this guy for all these years to do all the supposedly "various" tasks he was assigned to'

  • Conan really doesn't care what others think. xD And Jordan doesn't care either.

  • This is one reason I have so much respect for Conan! He gets out there and does what he wants without worrying about what other people might think of him and people just "run" to him because he's so cool! Being shy is a hard thing.

  • Actually espresso means "express" like a train. The guy is right. Pressed out in Italian is "pressato".

  • This is gold!

  • Lol 3:14, that dude in the background is like what is going on rn

  • Connan was high in coffee.

  • :) ajjaja this is funny


  • Those italians know how to shoot. They never were in harms way.

  • 2.29

  • jordan schlansky looks like mr bean in side view

  • Conan has no shame. (LOL)

  • ignorante! 😂

  • 💖💖I love the💖💖 new trailer to Godzilla ... see it here in full HD and 4k🎬👄🐵 🙈 🙉 🙊

  • My life was complete when Conan licked Jordan lol!!!!!

  • "And I, do not!"

  • Why the hell are they peeping out Italian swear words?

  • Jordan, scares me.

  • The Statue bulge soo hilarious. 4:15

  • Jordan numberwan

  • Maybe they are shy, they dont need to be on television to self validate.. WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO U KILLED HIM

  • now i wanna see conan on cocaine :)

  • Well conan was also in HIMYM.....Guess which episode?

  • Looks like Jordan is finally having enough of Conan's insults. It's more entertaining when they mutually insult one another.

  • Gosh I'm trying to remember what's that famous tune that Conan sings?! Not coming to me at all! Drives me mad :=@

  • "It's a ballet at the's a dance, it's a dance between man and machine..." lmfao, I laughed so hard at how pretentious that was. Granted, I'm sure that Schlansky isn't like that in real life but his deadpan acting and faux-douchiness is amazing.

  • Ok Conan, I'm Italian aaaand i'm Say to Sorry but Jordan Is right, the word "espresso" refer exactly to the speed of the process of making(and drinking) coffee! It's an Italian thing, we also have "espresso train", that Is a very fast train with only few intermediate stops :) Aand another thing, un Posto al sole Is a very common soap opera and maybe the most long-lived but..Is pure trash, made So bad that it's a synonim of poor television for old people and poor-educated house-wives :) And please, next summer come ti Calabria beaches ;)

  • In Jordan's defense, he didnt say in verbatim, that was the translation. He simply said its an express activity.

  • "This will be the last footage ever seen of us alive."

  • Schlansky’s revenge...

  • Jordan is a prentencious sociopath ted bundy..

  • actually "espresso" means express and IS a term related to speed. (I'm italian).

  • I Like!

  • Omg the Korean girl is sooo cute. I’m in love

  • 1:08 I'm Italian and what on Earth are you talking about Jordan? the guy is just making coffee 😂😂

    • It’s a character that’s not actually how Jordan is

    • Would you be so kind as to write down the sentence in Italian that means "f***ing hot coffee"? Thanks

  • Kek, that guy in the coffee house is awesome! And the birdman too. Italians rock

  • "If I was born in Naples, this is what I would be doing right now." Conan improvising shit=priceless.

  • Jordan Schlansky's out of focus cameo is gold.

  • This made me cringe so hard

  • Jordan knows what’s up.

  • I find Conan funny af, I like him, I love his humor, I enjoy watching his videos and so on... But if I were an american I'd be so ashamed :D I mean I can imagine the local italians talking... "just another stupid american, and then he climbed a balcony and started singing an opera, jesus those poeople are dumb" :D I am not criticizing Conan, I love him, I laugh at his videos and I will keep watching them... I'm just glad he's not representing my country :D

  • What is the song he sings at 5:38 ?

  • Jordan looks like ben stiller

  • At 2:56 the man was in such disbelief when he said pumpkin he tries to correct Jordan's Italian thinking he meant to say sugar LMAO

  • I love Conan ❤️

  • HAHAHA!!!!

  • His like one of the 3 stooges

  • I wish Conan would visit San Jose and enter my home

  • that guy on 6:09 asked for abortion wth

    • i guess in europe its not taboo like in the US

  • Conan is the most beautiful genius I've ever seen

  • HAHAHHAHAHAH Jordan is such a know it all. Italy makes him excited

  • Conan is the human genius

  • I’d like to see Fallon make me laugh like Conan does...........uhhh I don’t think so.

  • Roman Empire Ronan Empire Conan Empire Nuff said

  • How can his Jordan keep a straight face!?