Apple Wins Capitalism & Parents Enlist “Fortnite” Coaches |The Daily Show

Published on Aug 6, 2018
Apple gets a $1 trillion valuation, Pope Francis declares his opposition to the death penalty, and parents are apparently hiring “Fortnite” coaches for their kids.
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  • Read the title as Apple wins Pope Francis Fortnite Coaches

  • People who buy Apple products are on the verge of being retarded. You pay so much for such a bad quality and bad service

  • "but dad I want to be a doctor" Asian dads "good son good"

  • _Chess is a sport_ *Change my mind*

  • hahaha of all games, fortshite

  • they're raising a worthless generation of kids who'll cry like babies when asians take their jobs away.. and they wonder *why* *how*??

  • DAT ASS

  • Trevor: paying to learn how to play a 🎮 Me: couldn't stop laughing (this American)

  • Fortnite, seriously!! it's Fornicate!

  • Too early for the "Gamer Kill Fest' video?

  • 1:16 Wait, chill. He said gays are cool?! YES I NO LONGER HAVE TO CARRY THIS GUILT IM FREEE

  • Personally I like Trevor but I hate the fact that he blasphemed against God with the commandments.

  • Apple is worth that much because they used the tax cut money to do massive stock buyback. I consider that artificially raising their value to profit their CEOs, which is basically cheating.

  • Fortnite is the best multiplayer game but mass effect is the best video game

  • One Pope says God says one thing, another Pope says God says different... Somebody's full of shit. Could it be both of them? If religious mores can be adapted and changed to fit evolving secular mores, then clearly they have no moral authority and are just some shit some pedophile in a robe and a funny hat made up.

  • May I remind you that is a presumption, saying the earth is significantly older than humans but the records in the book of Genesis have life spans in their genealogies and most Semitic people still prize knowing their ancestors back many generations so these records come from people who were crazy about such matters. There are many scientists on US-tv who i feel I can trust; you are correct in caution on this matter however, you must look past what is yet again a presumption from the beginning. Mitochondrial DNA has been used to date mitochondrial “eve” back to 200,000 years ago and also 6500 years ago by simply not assuming evolution took place.

  • How can apple still be considered an American company? It's not headquartered in America. It doesn't pay American taxes. It's workers aren't American. Not an American company.

  • Oh apple beat netflix and amazon? Thats a surprise. Apple makes garbage products with slave labour. Seriously its the worst computer and phone company we have.

  • The problem is not Apple being evil, the problem are the stupid idiot who buy that.

  • You do realize you can make serious money as a proffesional gamer, right? This isn't any different to training for chess or any sport.

  • So many "he is not funny " comments... I guess we all have choices... If you don't find it funny why watch? You could as well spare us " people who still have a healthy sense of humor " the negativity, and go watch fresh paint dry...

  • Lol I love Trevor

  • Well I guess Greg Abbott is gonna have to change religions since the death penalty is no longer allowed in Catholicism!

  • 😂😂😂

  • This is what passes for comedy today? Pathetic.

  • Get coaches to win “ prize money “ that’s how you know that your parents are stealing your money

  • Try hards

  • lol games are getting "harder" suuuuuuuuuuuure

  • Oh great why is this abysmally worthless show in my recommended feed. Even blocking isn't helping stem the tide of trash.

  • Anyone need a fortnite coach?

  • Fortnite isn't a videogame, it's a type of cancer.

  • This really makes me a bit mad because that wasn't even the right footage of Fortnite That gameplay was from Save The World in 2011

  • I love how every news station always uses old STW footage from before the game even game out. Lol, all of these kids are playing br not STW.

    • Also, not everybody uses a console. Fortnite was going to be PC only originally

  • Bergoglio is an asshole, he campaigned hard to not have abortion legal in his home country (when he's technically the head of another State) just like he did same-sex marriage eight years ago. Dunno why Americans seem to like him. Luckily he's gonna be killed soon.

  • Wtf is going on?!

  • More support for censorship coming from a guy that would not have survived the bullies at my elementary school... how this twat has an audience capable of booting up Windows 98 and watching this shit is beyond me

  • Fortnite is cancer

  • Remember the old way of playing video games where the only way to get good at a video game was through trial and error?

  • Gays aren’t cool

  • FortNUT

  • Fortnite is literal cancer at this point

  • There are other ways of protecting citizens from repeat offenders...yea, we see how well the church is handling that issue with pedophile priests, not very well at all. We need the death penalty. Don't care if people are wrongfully accused or not, attacking human dignity or not. There is no such thing as a reformed serial killer or rapist. There are too many of us and its time to thin the herd in prisons.

  • Wow, He can be funny when he doesn't talk about Trump.

  • YUP ARE NOT POPPY HARLLO

  • The pope rewrite the Bible cause it clearly says in Revelation dog will not get into heaven.

  • Kid - "I wanna be a doctor!" Parent - "NOT UNDER MY ROOF!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Didn't smile, didn't exhale out of my nose really fast. Not funny.

  • Fuck this South African NON -American,giving REAL AMERICANS shit.Smug faced loser nobody,Fuck him.

  • As a person who has gotten really good a video games, git gud scrubs.

  • Who the fuck is a Fortnite coach?

  • Francis is an IDIOT, dumb Catholics LMAO

  • Yo what constructor is that?

  • No. Just no.

  • Lol low key kinda sad that I’m better than a kid at fortnite that got professional coach

  • My parents are the opposite. 😂 they hate video games with every fiber of their being. But I don’t...

  • Wow losers need fortnite coaches cuz they are bad

  • The only reason why this shit on trending is because it has fortnite on the title.

  • Now this is epic 😎

  • Wish i could block this channel

  • it's not that version of Fortnite they are playing :)

  • fuck you bitch

  • This is an awful show. Hates America

  • Which other companies reached 1 Trillion?

  • screenshotting every moment with captions on basically placing a crown on my head.

  • Apple is a liberal run company. They get help from law makers.

  • Those 3 word should not be in the same sentence

  • Apple youtube and facebook turned Alex Jones into a prophet.

  • VGHS relived

  • The white kids with expensive shoes are the type to take these classes

  • hey do u know what bit sucks? :20

  • *God left the server*

  • God is like fuck it I'm done

  • I thought this was a onion headline

  • The new generation watch esports more than real sports. eSports will take over other sports within our lifetime. And therefore pro players will earn more than athletes. eSports is already big in Korea and players like Faker are probably more famous than any of their football players. That said, no profession is gonna take over medical doctors as better safer career option if your kid is capable and you can afford the time and money it requires.

  • All of this while the Chinese are threatening of taking over apple and shutting it down

  • "Truth On What The Bible Says. 📖" Psalms 103:17-18(NKJV) But the mercy of the Lord is from everlasting to everlasting On those who fear Him, And His righteousness to children’s children, To such as keep His covenant, And to those who remember His commandments to do them. --------------------------------------------------- Galatians 6:1-15 (NKJV) "Bear and Share the Burdens" Brethren, if a man is overtaken in any trespass, you who are spiritual restore such a one in a spirit of gentleness, considering yourself lest you also be tempted. 2 Bear one another’s burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ. 3 For if anyone thinks himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceives himself. 4 But let each one examine his own work, and then he will have rejoicing in himself alone, and not in another. 5 For each one shall bear his own load. "Be Generous and Do Good" 6 Let him who is taught the word share in all good things with him who teaches. 7 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. 8 For he who sows to his flesh will of the flesh reap corruption, but he who sows to the Spirit will of the Spirit reap everlasting life. 9 And let us not grow weary while doing good, for in due season we shall reap if we do not lose heart. 10 Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good to all, especially to those who are of the household of faith. "Glory Only in the Cross" 11 See with what large letters I have written to you with my own hand! 12 As many as desire to make a good showing in the flesh, these would compel you to be circumcised, only that they may not suffer persecution for the cross of Christ. 13 For not even those who are circumcised keep the law, but they desire to have you circumcised that they may boast in your flesh. 14 But God forbid that I should boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world. 15 For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision avails anything, but a new creation. ------------------------------------------------- "Always Examine Ourselves Knowing Where We Stand With God Testing All Spirits What We Get Involved In Or Join, Asking Openly In Prayer To Not Do Anything That Is Displeasing God Or Grieving The Holy Spirit" "Fasting And Praying For The Needs Of Others To Know The True Gospel" "We Are Living In The End Of Days. Need To Wake Up And Let Everyone Know To Get Right With Jesus Christ Our Lord And Savior" "The Bible Is Not To Play Games For With Everything It Says In The Bible Is To Not Take Lightly" ----------------------------------------------------- Brethren, the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Amen. - Galatians 6:18 "The Model Prayer" Matthew 6: 10-13 Our Father in heaven, Hallowed be Your name. Your kingdom come. Your will be done On earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, As we forgive our debtors. And do not lead us into temptation, But deliver us from the evil one. For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen. God Bless You Peace Be With You Jesus Loves You 🙏🔥📖🙌 Video 1 us-tv.org/tv/video-1FIzTihe5-M.html Video 2 us-tv.org/tv/video-cl5ouvtyAZM.html Video 3 us-tv.org/tv/video-QWTSszzYqcE.html Video 4 us-tv.org/tv/video-AXzRXb0fHik.html Video 5 us-tv.org/tv/video-DuuVbXxvmsI.html Video 6 us-tv.org/tv/video-PYWORdzp6Hw.html Video 7 us-tv.org/tv/video-qhpL2DVtUVA.html Video 8 us-tv.org/tv/video-Ee9L8gz4hcU.html

  • I feel like the media gets very board now a days.... Or, is that just me?🤔🤔🤔

  • Hey libtard US-tv QUIT RECOMMENDING ME THIS SHIT

  • Trevor is probably the most unfunny retarded fuck and about as biased as you can get. You suck almost as much as Jimmy Kimmel 😂🤣😅🖕

  • People find this guy funny?

  • Do they put up queue cards for the audience to laugh?

  • Wait! The Pope is against the death penalty unless you're a witch. I do recall somewhere in history were they would burn you at the stake

  • If you’re that bad at playing that you need a coach, just quit. The game will be dead in a few months, there’s no point in trying to get better at it.

  • What?! Kids need coaches to get good at a FPS? You just become friends with some really good dude on your Xbox and he'll help you get good. That what I did when I played Halo, then I got really good. Then I sucked because I stopped playing Halo cuz no-one remembers what that is anymore.

  • Capital punishment is not murdering someone it is rightful elimination of human scum.

  • Play some tf2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Yet spending money so that your kid can become pro at sports is seen as okay.

  • Actually video games r becoming Easier than ever before

  • Wait what!?!?!?! He actually did a show without slandering the American President....that won't last...it's not like he can write his own shit. Dance monkey Dance...CNN has a paycheck for you dance monkey hahahaha=) Oh and apparently half the comment section does not know what "Capitalism" means by definition....who would have thought...maybe their brains...I mean phones died=)

  • college scholarships for fortnite its like shit your good at fortnite welcome to Harvard you got accepted

  • Jesus this is weird

  • I don’t see the problem with getting a video game coach when there is money to be earned from it. There are several gamers making a decent amount of money by winning tournaments.

  • Can we talk about the fact that they used footage of fortnight rip off games?

  • Thats fortnite stw

  • trevor noah is a hypocrite & a douchebag

  • Does anybody find this guy funny? How did he get this job?

  • mr potatohead had sex with a south african black hooker and this guy is their kid. Look at his head.

  • I feel gaming will skyrocket as one of the top profitable business and be a highly respected sport. Eventually they should add e-sports to schools (you may hate me for saying it but it’s true)

  • St. Dismas from his cross -(right next to Jesus Christ on His Cross) [Luke 23:41] "And we indeed justly, for we receive the due reward of our deeds; but this man hath done no evil." The Bible justifies the Death Penalty! The Antichrist Revealed: us-tv.org/tv/video-SPs7jdfaib0.html

  • That Fortnite headline is literally the ‘get on top of the fridge’ vine