Apple Wins Capitalism & Parents Enlist “Fortnite” Coaches |The Daily Show

Published on Aug 6, 2018
Apple gets a $1 trillion valuation, Pope Francis declares his opposition to the death penalty, and parents are apparently hiring “Fortnite” coaches for their kids.
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  • Fortnite isn't a videogame, it's a type of cancer.

  • This really makes me a bit mad because that wasn't even the right footage of Fortnite That gameplay was from Save The World in 2011

  • I love how every news station always uses old STW footage from before the game even game out. Lol, all of these kids are playing br not STW.

    • Also, not everybody uses a console. Fortnite was going to be PC only originally

  • Bergoglio is an asshole, he campaigned hard to not have abortion legal in his home country (when he's technically the head of another State) just like he did same-sex marriage eight years ago. Dunno why Americans seem to like him. Luckily he's gonna be killed soon.

  • Wtf is going on?!

  • More support for censorship coming from a guy that would not have survived the bullies at my elementary school... how this twat has an audience capable of booting up Windows 98 and watching this shit is beyond me

  • Fortnite is cancer

  • Remember the old way of playing video games where the only way to get good at a video game was through trial and error?

  • Gays aren’t cool

  • FortNUT

  • Fortnite is literal cancer at this point

  • There are other ways of protecting citizens from repeat offenders...yea, we see how well the church is handling that issue with pedophile priests, not very well at all. We need the death penalty. Don't care if people are wrongfully accused or not, attacking human dignity or not. There is no such thing as a reformed serial killer or rapist. There are too many of us and its time to thin the herd in prisons.

  • Wow, He can be funny when he doesn't talk about Trump.


  • The pope rewrite the Bible cause it clearly says in Revelation dog will not get into heaven.

  • Kid - "I wanna be a doctor!" Parent - "NOT UNDER MY ROOF!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Didn't smile, didn't exhale out of my nose really fast. Not funny.

  • Fuck this South African NON -American,giving REAL AMERICANS shit.Smug faced loser nobody,Fuck him.

  • As a person who has gotten really good a video games, git gud scrubs.

  • Who the fuck is a Fortnite coach?

  • Francis is an IDIOT, dumb Catholics LMAO

  • Yo what constructor is that?

  • No. Just no.

  • Lol low key kinda sad that I’m better than a kid at fortnite that got professional coach

  • My parents are the opposite. 😂 they hate video games with every fiber of their being. But I don’t...

  • Wow losers need fortnite coaches cuz they are bad

  • The only reason why this shit on trending is because it has fortnite on the title.

  • Now this is epic 😎

  • Wish i could block this channel

  • it's not that version of Fortnite they are playing :)

  • fuck you bitch

  • This is an awful show. Hates America

  • Which other companies reached 1 Trillion?

  • screenshotting every moment with captions on basically placing a crown on my head.

  • Apple is a liberal run company. They get help from law makers.

  • Those 3 word should not be in the same sentence

  • Apple youtube and facebook turned Alex Jones into a prophet.

  • VGHS relived

  • The white kids with expensive shoes are the type to take these classes

  • hey do u know what bit sucks? :20

  • *God left the server*

  • God is like fuck it I'm done

  • I thought this was a onion headline

  • The new generation watch esports more than real sports. eSports will take over other sports within our lifetime. And therefore pro players will earn more than athletes. eSports is already big in Korea and players like Faker are probably more famous than any of their football players. That said, no profession is gonna take over medical doctors as better safer career option if your kid is capable and you can afford the time and money it requires.

  • All of this while the Chinese are threatening of taking over apple and shutting it down

  • "Truth On What The Bible Says. 📖" Psalms 103:17-18(NKJV) But the mercy of the Lord is from everlasting to everlasting On those who fear Him, And His righteousness to children’s children, To such as keep His covenant, And to those who remember His commandments to do them. --------------------------------------------------- Galatians 6:1-15 (NKJV) "Bear and Share the Burdens" Brethren, if a man is overtaken in any trespass, you who are spiritual restore such a one in a spirit of gentleness, considering yourself lest you also be tempted. 2 Bear one another’s burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ. 3 For if anyone thinks himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceives himself. 4 But let each one examine his own work, and then he will have rejoicing in himself alone, and not in another. 5 For each one shall bear his own load. "Be Generous and Do Good" 6 Let him who is taught the word share in all good things with him who teaches. 7 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. 8 For he who sows to his flesh will of the flesh reap corruption, but he who sows to the Spirit will of the Spirit reap everlasting life. 9 And let us not grow weary while doing good, for in due season we shall reap if we do not lose heart. 10 Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good to all, especially to those who are of the household of faith. "Glory Only in the Cross" 11 See with what large letters I have written to you with my own hand! 12 As many as desire to make a good showing in the flesh, these would compel you to be circumcised, only that they may not suffer persecution for the cross of Christ. 13 For not even those who are circumcised keep the law, but they desire to have you circumcised that they may boast in your flesh. 14 But God forbid that I should boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world. 15 For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision avails anything, but a new creation. ------------------------------------------------- "Always Examine Ourselves Knowing Where We Stand With God Testing All Spirits What We Get Involved In Or Join, Asking Openly In Prayer To Not Do Anything That Is Displeasing God Or Grieving The Holy Spirit" "Fasting And Praying For The Needs Of Others To Know The True Gospel" "We Are Living In The End Of Days. Need To Wake Up And Let Everyone Know To Get Right With Jesus Christ Our Lord And Savior" "The Bible Is Not To Play Games For With Everything It Says In The Bible Is To Not Take Lightly" ----------------------------------------------------- Brethren, the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Amen. - Galatians 6:18 "The Model Prayer" Matthew 6: 10-13 Our Father in heaven, Hallowed be Your name. Your kingdom come. Your will be done On earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, As we forgive our debtors. And do not lead us into temptation, But deliver us from the evil one. For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen. God Bless You Peace Be With You Jesus Loves You 🙏🔥📖🙌 Video 1 Video 2 Video 3 Video 4 Video 5 Video 6 Video 7 Video 8

  • I feel like the media gets very board now a days.... Or, is that just me?🤔🤔🤔


  • Trevor is probably the most unfunny retarded fuck and about as biased as you can get. You suck almost as much as Jimmy Kimmel 😂🤣😅🖕

  • People find this guy funny?

  • Do they put up queue cards for the audience to laugh?

  • Wait! The Pope is against the death penalty unless you're a witch. I do recall somewhere in history were they would burn you at the stake

  • If you’re that bad at playing that you need a coach, just quit. The game will be dead in a few months, there’s no point in trying to get better at it.

  • What?! Kids need coaches to get good at a FPS? You just become friends with some really good dude on your Xbox and he'll help you get good. That what I did when I played Halo, then I got really good. Then I sucked because I stopped playing Halo cuz no-one remembers what that is anymore.

  • Capital punishment is not murdering someone it is rightful elimination of human scum.

  • Play some tf2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Yet spending money so that your kid can become pro at sports is seen as okay.

  • Actually video games r becoming Easier than ever before

  • Wait what!?!?!?! He actually did a show without slandering the American President....that won't's not like he can write his own shit. Dance monkey Dance...CNN has a paycheck for you dance monkey hahahaha=) Oh and apparently half the comment section does not know what "Capitalism" means by definition....who would have thought...maybe their brains...I mean phones died=)

  • college scholarships for fortnite its like shit your good at fortnite welcome to Harvard you got accepted

  • Jesus this is weird

  • I don’t see the problem with getting a video game coach when there is money to be earned from it. There are several gamers making a decent amount of money by winning tournaments.

  • Can we talk about the fact that they used footage of fortnight rip off games?

  • Thats fortnite stw

  • trevor noah is a hypocrite & a douchebag

  • Does anybody find this guy funny? How did he get this job?

  • mr potatohead had sex with a south african black hooker and this guy is their kid. Look at his head.

  • I feel gaming will skyrocket as one of the top profitable business and be a highly respected sport. Eventually they should add e-sports to schools (you may hate me for saying it but it’s true)

  • St. Dismas from his cross -(right next to Jesus Christ on His Cross) [Luke 23:41] "And we indeed justly, for we receive the due reward of our deeds; but this man hath done no evil." The Bible justifies the Death Penalty! The Antichrist Revealed:

  • That Fortnite headline is literally the ‘get on top of the fridge’ vine

  • Man some parents are retarded

  • Check out and subscribe to the channel "Kourtney Shales" here on US-tv! It's a good time! She is trying to grow!

  • what is this world coming to

  • WHat The Crap is that gameplay game

  • Snowflake softy pope

  • Cant stand this guy He knows nothing about the United States. Why doesn't he talk about the genocide going on with white farmers back in his country? The government of South Africais decided it is taking away white farmers land without compensation and giving it to blacks Who don't necessarily know how to farm. They are villainizing the white farmers which is causing Horrendous violence towards them. The result of this disgusting policy iwill be a genocide of white people and starvation for the remaining south africans if they can't farm themselves. Just like Zimbabwe. It's a apalling at this idiot is calls the U. S racist.

  • I really hate apple and fortnite

  • out of all games you can teach a kid to play you chose fucking fortnite what happened to this planet

  • "pika pikaaaa". I'm dead 😂

  • Everyday we stray farther from gods light

  • Talks about Battle Royals coaches... Shows Save The World.

  • Makes $4 million a year with a net worth of almost $20 mil. Yeah. Real man of the people.

  • The fortnite image used on the thumbnail isn't what most play

  • Woah

  • Notice Noah's views are getting less and less. I wonder why?

  • It's acceptable to attack Christianity, I guess (?), though Trevor Noah would never make jokes like that about Islam or Judaism. Not that he's capable of seeing that subtlety.

    • one person doesn't have to. Read everything online and you'll see why he doesn't need to, people are racist against them, no need to add to it.

  • Why do people like this guy? His jokes aren’t even funny. -_-

  • This guy is so unfunny.

  • Fortnite sucks.

  • Man I love this world

  • This is straight up stupid, I mean seriously. I like to play Fortnite every once in a while, but for the fact there is coaches is just insane. The last thing I want to hear is little kids yelling they are better than me all the time. Besides the only real way to get good is by having your ass beatened until you know the strats.

  • @ Trevor Noah, comment on this: The Catholic Church is a force of evil due to its treatment of women as second class humans and the denial of reproductive rights. The question of abortion is not the only problem, the BAN OF CONTRACEPTIVES makes their agenda even more hideous. If the media and politicians do not face the truth that the Catholic Church is based on misogyny, they are aiding injustice. Contraceptives free women to make the decision how many children they want and when. Because of contraceptives they are able to learn, study and find (good) work. The ban of contraceptives and the connected issue of legal abortion show the true colours of the Catholic Church: confining women to the role of wive and mother, and the domestic realm. This is unacceptable. It is time for people around the world to see the truth about the inhumane anti-women agenda of the "Church". The shift of the Vatican`s power away from "the West" is an alarming sign. The "Church" is using vulnerable, often poor and/or under-educated people to push their regressive agenda. HUMAN RIGHTS ARE UNIVERSAL! And women are human beings, deserving the same rights as men. It is high time for everyone with a consciousness to "dump" the Catholic Church because of their unashamed promotion of the idea that women are basically only defined as vessels for offspring. And Pope Francis is not the radical progressive innovator that liberals want to see in him. On the question of women, he is as stubborn as the rest of his "old men`s club" in Rome. Quote: *If anyone needs evidence of the continuing power of the Catholic church, the vote in Argentina’s senate to maintain the country’s ban on almost all abortions provides it. The failure of the bill to legalise abortion in the first 14 weeks of pregnancy is a blow to the majority of Argentinians, who backed reform, and to thousands of women forced to resort to illegal terminations.* *But it will be hailed by the church, and in particular by Pope Francis, the first Argentinian pontiff. Despite progressive views on many social justice issues, he has remained unyielding on matters relating to women’s control of their bodies. Francis, who was archbishop of Buenos Aires before being elected pope in 2013, has maintained close links to the country of his birth. According to the Clarín newspaper, he personally requested anti-abortion legislators to lobby their senate colleagues to reject the bill. Priests and bishops spoke forcefully against abortion from the pulpit. (...)* *A few weeks ago, Pope Francis described abortion as the “white glove” equivalent of the Nazi-era eugenics programme. (...) He urged families to accept children “as God gives them to us”.* There is nothing more hypocritical than a wifeless, childless, sexless old man telling (often poor, often little educated) women what to do with their one life and their reproductive organs. If I would believe in a God, I would say he and all his priests should go to hell, as they deserve.

  • Who disliked the video? This video was one of his best

  • The Pope is an anti-christ, pedophile protecting wolf in sheeps clothing. Burn in hell bastard.

  • That last bit, on Fortnite / video games in general, would make a good clip on it's own. It sums up much of modern insanity.

  • I’m gonna be sooooo happy when fortnite is six feet under

  • True gamers don't need coaches to play video games. We learn it ourselves that's being a True OG. Who's with me?

  • This is not the Daily Show.

  • For career day imma dress up as a FORTNITE coach

  • Esports is actually becoming a large industry. To those who say it’s dumb to watch a game and not play it, what about people who don’t have the money? Or those who aren’t good at the game and want to watch higher level play? In fact, I’d like to see you try and play a game against even casual players of the game and beat them, as some of you say that games are too easy to be a sport. Also, think of it. This is just like football. Watch it to see a higher level play, play it to get better.